Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Wal-Mart Goes Down

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By hughgee “Oooo-aaaahHHHhhh” came the sound from the other side of the door. Another moment and Melanie came bounding out, all smile...
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Toes of Cruelty (revised)

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By hughgee So I started seeing this girl and it turned out she had the ugliest toes on the face of the earth, right. Seriously, they...

Thelma and Louise and an Important Anatomical Lesson

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By hughgee Thelma and Louise were off, running from the law, and they were low on supplies. Turning off the freeway after having suc...

The Future Does Not Look Bright For Men

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By hughgee The year was 2064 and women were kicking men's asses all over the place. No, actually, that's not right....
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Tall Pete Goes Down Again (revised)

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By hughgee (sorry, Pete, but this one's a good one. And I didn't make you out to be an idiot this time. In fact, if you hadn...

Tall Pete Goes Down (spruced up, just a bit)

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By hughgee Pierre, South Dakota happens to be world-renowned for it's weird architecture, and probably none is more weirder than th...

Take a Seat

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By hughgee “Ladies and gentlemen, my next guest is the current champion of the World Wrestling Alliance for both men AND women--” ...

Slap Happy (revised)

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By hughgee True story, my ex-wife and I were in an argument, she was wrong, I was right. I don't remember what it was about, and no...

Quixie Stands Up for Himself (revised)

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By hughgee Quixie shuddered, almost dropping his test tube. Whoa—he caught it just in time. That would’ve been some explosion, he thoug...