Monday, November 5, 2007

Poor Donnie

by somberhaysoil

The smell of burnt popcorn filled the room. Brooke, Anna, and Dawn sat idly watching America’s funniest home videos. “A warning to men, the next series of clips may be alarming, and scary. Viewer discretion is advised,” A man is seen walking on a balance beam. He trips, and lands with his legs straddling the beam. He falls to the ground in the fetal position. The girls broke into wild laughter. The next clip showed a boy in a batting cage. He hits the final ball, and drops the bat. The boy walks over the mound, and as he is walking, another baseball shoots out of the machine, slamming into his crotch. He immediately collapses into the fetal position. The girls continue laughing.

“I never realized how funny it is to see a guy get hit in the nuts. This is hilarious,” Dawn said. The next clip shows a man playing rough with a dog. The dog bites down onto his crotch, and starts playing tug of war with his genitals through his jeans. The man feels the dog’s teeth tearing into his testicles. The man is screaming but there are girls behind him laughing, along with the woman holding the camera. The next clip shows some people with a giant water balloon slingshot. A man walks in front of the slingshot, and the people shoot a water balloon right into his crotch. He is close enough that the cradle for the water balloons attached to the bungee cords actually slams into his nuts. The man falls to the ground, and starts gagging.

The girls had a good long laugh at those clips. They laughed so hard there were tears in their eyes.

Later that night, they started talking. “Donnie’s such a loser; did you know he tried to ask me out on a date once? It was pretty sad,” Brooke stated.

“Oh my God, are you serious? I can’t believe he tried to ask you out on a date. Doesn’t he realize that you’re out of his league? What a loser,” Dawn retorted.

“I have a great idea,”

“What?”

“Wouldn’t it be funny if I pretended like I liked Donnie, and then I tell him that I’ll kiss him, but that he has to close his eyes, ya know, and then when his eyes are closed, I’ll kick him in the nuts as hard as I can, and he won’t even see it coming or be able to block it,” The girls broke into giggles.

“That’s so mean. You should do it,” Anna suggested.

“My parents have a digital camcorder; I could bring it and tape the whole thing. Then maybe we could send it into America’s funniest home videos,” Dawn said.

“Yeah,” Brooke and Anna seemed to think that was a great idea. “That would be cool if we won.”

The girls were excited to go to school the next day. Brooke was a little nervous that she’d get in trouble. Anna brought the camera. Donnie was walking down an isolated hall, to the room he always went to at lunchtime, so he could be alone. The girls knew he always went there because he was a loser, and didn’t have any friends. They walked into the hall from the end that he was heading towards, and confronted him.

Brooke smiled, “Hey, Donnie, I’ve been thinking about you. You’re actually kinda cute,” She giggled a little after saying that. Donnie thought she was messing with him, so he just looked down, and barely acknowledged her statement. Brooke walked right up to him so they were face to face. “Do you want to kiss me Donnie?” Donnie looked into her blue eyes, and couldn’t lie.

“Yeah,” Donnie answered.

“Ok, just close your eyes,” Brooke suggested. Donnie closed his eyes. Dawn had been attempting to conceal the camcorder while it was running before, but now she held it out in the open so she could get a good shot. Brooke backed up, eyeing her target. She had a huge smile on her face. The other two girls were trying to stifle their laughter. Their hands covered their mouths. Brooke didn’t want to waste any time, she drew her right leg back to gain momentum, and then swung it forward like a swinging pendulum, snapping the ball of her foot out directly into Donnie’s testicles. She could feel the bulge of his balls even through her boot. Immediately after the kick, Donnie’s eyes shot open. The girls started cracking up. Donnie was shocked, and embarrassed for falling for it. He didn’t feel any pain for a few brief seconds, but then it came on all at once. The pain was overwhelming, and it pulled Donnie to his knees.

Brooke was pointing and laughing. “You didn’t really think I would kiss you, did you Donnie? I don’t kiss poor ugly losers like you,” Dawn had the camera catching every moment. Donnie’s face was bright red. He felt the searing pain emanating from his testicles, through his thighs, up into his abdomen, and in his bowels. He gradually moved from his position on his knees into a fetal position on the ground. The girls kept laughing. Donnie began to feel nauseas, and the laughter was starting to stress him out. Tears began rolling down his face. He was gasping for breath, and sweat was pouring from his face.

“You got him good, Brooke, that was awesome,” Anna stated. Donnie was feeling a little bit light headed. He felt like he might lose consciousness, and that terrified him.

“Leave me alone,” he muttered. The girls paid no attention. They kept taping him and laughing for about five minutes.

“We better go, before someone sees us,” Anna suggested.

“Ok let’s go,” Brooke agreed. Before leaving she leaned in close to Donnie. “Sweet dreams loser,” The girls laughed as they walked away.

“I can’t believe you actually did that, that was so great, Brooke,” Dawn commented.

“It was funny seeing him all curled up trying to protect himself,” Anna replied.

“Yeah, that was fun; I wish I could do it again!” Brooke exclaimed.

Meanwhile, back in the hall, Donnie lay in misery. His left testicle didn’t really hurt anymore, but his right nut felt more painful than anything he ever felt before in his life. He felt like he was bleeding internally or something. He started to get really worried. Donnie knew he would have to get up, and at least make it down to the nurses office if he was going to get any medical attention. He pushed his hands into the floor and lifted his torso up off the ground. He lifted himself to his knees. He pressed his hand against a locker for stability, and pulled himself to his feet. His legs trembled as he tried to walk. Standing up also made his dizziness much worse. He felt like he would vomit, or black out. He dropped to his knees again. He regained his composure, and stood up slowly. He managed to hobble down the hall. He felt extreme anxiety at the thought of walking through the lunchroom, but that was the only way to the nurse’s office. His legs were still trembling, and he still felt very nauseous. He made it to the lunchroom doors, and felt his heart race as he reached to open them. He pushed the door open, and his anxiety lifted slightly as everybody was going about their business, and didn’t even look when he opened the door.

The girls were in the lunchroom, and Donnie didn’t notice them, but they noticed him. The girls snickered to themselves as they saw him hobbling through the lunchroom. They were the only ones who knew why he was hobbling, but other people wondered. Donnie had his eye on the floor, and never even noticed that he was going to walk right past Brooke, and the girls. Anna and Dawn were sitting opposite each other at the end of a long lunch table. Donnie was about to walk by that end. Anna saw Donnie coming, and told Dawn not to look back.

She grabbed Dawn’s hand, looking away from Donnie slightly so he wouldn’t notice her face. Under her breath she muttered, “When I squeeze your hand, stick your leg out and trip Donnie, he’s about to walk by. Don’t look back,” Donnie never noticed the girls. As he walked by, Anna squeezed Dawn’s hand just in time, and Dawn stuck her foot out. Donnie didn’t notice in time and tripped. He fell on his hands and rolled onto his shoulder.

“Oops, sorry, I didn’t see you there, Donnie,” Dawn joked. The girls laughed at him, and watched, as he shamefully pulled himself back to his feet and quickly hobbled to the nurse’s station.

Donnie pushed the door to the nurse’s station open, and walked in. The receptionist looked very interested in the magazine she was reading. It seemed that she had not noticed Donnie. Donnie cleared his throat to get her attention, but she did not look up. After about two minutes she finally finished reading the article, and looked at Donnie. “Can I help you with something?” She asked, with an impatient tone in her voice.

“Ahh, I need to see the nurse about something,” Donnie sheepishly said.

“Well, what do you need to see her about?”

“I ah, got kicked in the crotch, and it hurts really badly.”

The receptionist smirked, “Aww, you poor thing, the nurse will be with you soon, she’s filing some paperwork right now. You can just take a seat over there. I’ll call the attendance office and let them know you’re here.”

“Ok, thanks,” Donnie hobbled over to the waiting area, and sat down.

Donnie waited there for twenty minutes before the nurse came out to see him. His right testicle was burning. The door swung open, and a woman walked through. She walked up to Donnie. “Are you Donnie?”

“Yeah.”

The nurse had a smile on her face, and she was clearly stifling her laughter. “I heard you had a little accident downstairs,” Her smile grew wider, her brow lifted.

“Yeah, a girl kicked me. It still hurts really badly.”

“I see. Ok, well come with me, and we’ll have a look at you.”

Donnie followed the nurse, staring at her voluptuous ass. She led him back into a private room with a hospital bed and a cabinet. “I’ll leave you alone for a moment, so you can take your clothes off, and get into this hospital gown...”

“Okay.” Donnie was nervous about taking his clothes off, but he did anyway. He put the gown on, and waited on the bed. His right nut was getting worse, he felt like it was bleeding or something.

After another fifteen minutes or so, the nurse came back. “How are you feeling now?”

“I’m in a lot of pain still.”

“On a scale of one to ten, where would you rate the pain?”

“Ten. This is the worst pain I’ve ever felt in my life.”

“Ok,” The nurse said. Her eyebrows rose while she said it as if she didn’t believe him.

“Lie down on the bed, and I’ll take a look to see if you need to go to a doctor.”

Donnie lay down on the bed, with his arms on his stomach. The nurse lifted up his gown to look at his testicles. “I know it hurts to get kicked in the testicles, but everything looks normal and healthy. You don’t have any swelling or bruising. There’s not any redness either, which is a good thing. I’m going to feel them to see if there is anything unusual,” The nurse grabbed his left testicle and rolled it around a bit. The movement in his scrotum caused more severe pain in his right testicle. “Does that hurt?”

“My left testicle doesn’t really hurt. It’s mainly the right one.”

“Oh, well, you should have told me that,” The nurse switched the right nut in between her fingers and started rolling it around.

“NNNggh, be gentle, that really hurts.”

“Sorry, I just have to feel it to see if there is a rupture. If there was a serious injury, then you would need to go the emergency room, so this is very important. Just try to put your mind somewhere else,” Donnie grit his teeth, and tried to ignore the mind-blowing pain. He trusted the nurse though, and wanted to know if he was going to lose the testicle. “I know you’re in a lot of pain right now, but I can tell you that you have nothing to worry about, your testicle is not permanently damaged. You should feel better as the day progresses.”

“Thank God. That’s such a relief to hear.”

“Yeah, I’ll bet. You were probably pretty worried.”

“Yeah, I was.”

“One thing I will tell you though. Even if there had been permanent damage, you can still function with only one testicle.”

“Oh, really.”

“Yeah, but two is better than one.”

“Yeah.”

“I’m gonna get an icepack for you. You can rest here until you feel like going back to class.”

“Do you think it might be possible for me to go home?”

“Well, the school only really wants me to send you home if you have something serious. I think it would be best if you just rest in here. That way you can return to class. Sorry.”

“It’s ok, I guess. It just hurts a lot.”

“I know, but I promise the ice will help that ok?”

“Okay.”

“I’ll be right back,” The nurse left Donnie alone again. He lay there trying to take his mind off the intense pain and nausea. Five minutes later, the nurse returned with an ice pack. “I’ll put this on for you, so we can make sure it will actually help,” The nurse lightly pulled up on Donnie’s testicles. She pulled them up above his legs. “Now, put straighten your legs, and keep them together so the ice stays in place,” Donnie straightened his legs out. The nurse let his testicles rest on his thighs. She gently placed the ice pack down. “Now, don’t move this. I know its cold, but it will help with the pain. I’ll be back in thirty minutes to check on you. Ok?”

“Ok, thanks.”

“Would you like me to turn out the lights?”

“Sure.”

“Ok. Now don’t move the ice until I come back. Have a nice rest,” The nurse left Donnie alone to rest. The ice was hard to take for the first five minutes, as it felt like it was burning his skin. It went numb after that though, and the pain in his testicle decreased.

Thirty long minutes passed. The nurse returned. “Hey, how are you feeling?”

Donnie woke up, as he had fallen asleep. “Oh, ah, I’m feeling a lot better actually.”

“Great, fifth period is about to start, so you can go ahead and get dressed, and get back to your classes. If you start feeling bad again, just come back here, and we can get you some more ice. I think you’ll be fine though. Well, I’ll leave you alone so you can get dressed. Feel free to get some water if you need to,”

“Thanks.”

“I hope you have a better time for the rest of today.”

“Thanks.” The nurse left Donnie alone. He sat up, and realized his testicle was still in bad shape. The ice had numbed the pain, but he could tell something was wrong. He didn’t bother saying anything to the nurse because he already told her he was ok, and it would be embarrassing. He got dressed with some difficulty. Donnie felt like going home, but he didn’t want to have a mark on his already poor attendance.

He walked out of the nurse’s station with some difficulty. He wasn’t hobbling as badly as before. Donnie felt pretty dazed. There were only a few hours left of school. He made his way to his locker. He gathered the books for history.

As the history class began, Donnie started to feel the intense agony again. He felt like he needed to vomit. He tried to grin and bear it, but this pain was overpowering. Donnie used deep breathing and meditation to take his mind off of the torturous burning. He couldn’t pay any attention to what the teacher. His face was drenched with sweat, and he looked pale. The teacher noticed, and she was a little worried. She walked up to Donnie’s desk. “Are you ok? You don’t look so good.”

“Yeah, I’m ok, I had a little accident, but the nurse says I’ll be fine. I’m just in a lot of pain right now.”

“Do you need to go back to the nurse’s office?”

“No, I’ll be fine, don’t worry.”

“Ok, but if you need to go, just let me know.”

“Ok.”

Donnie didn’t go to the nurse’s station because he was embarrassed, and he knew he would be fine. He felt assured that the nurse’s diagnosis was accurate. Her confidence in his well-being comforted him. Donnie made it through his last two classes. The pain had subsided to some degree, but it was still undeniably there. He unlocked his bike, and slowly climbed on. It was painful to sit on the bike, but he had no other way home.

Donnie made it down the road a few blocks. He started feeling really bad and nauseas. He came to a stop, and climbed off his bike. He collapsed to his knees, and started vomiting violently. His body was trembling, and pouring sweat. He knew something was wrong. Donnie crawled through the parking lot of McDonalds, leaving his bike on the sidewalk. He reached up to the payphone, and called 911. An ambulance arrived within five minutes to pick him up. He was going into a mild shock.

Donnie finally arrived at the emergency room. They took him back into an operating room. One of the paramedics gave him a shot of painkiller. He finally felt relief from the torment. His heart was racing, because he was afraid that his ball was destroyed. Donnie had explained everything to the paramedic. A doctor came into the operating room very promptly after Donnie’s arrival. She had some x-rays done on his groin. After examining the x-rays, she determined that his right testicle had been ruptured. It was too late to save it. The rupture had cut off the blood supply to part of Donnie’s testicle. The lack of blood and fresh oxygen had killed his testicle. It was not completely dead, but the ruptured area had necrosis, which would eventually spread to the entire testicle. The necrosis would spread if the testicle was not removed. She returned to Donnie to break the news.

“Well, Donnie. The results of your x-rays are in,” The tone in her voice indicated the news was bad. “I’m really sorry to tell you this, but your right testicle has been ruptured,” Donnie closed his eyes in fear. The painkillers were working their magic, but he knew what this meant. “If you had come in earlier, we may have been able to save it. The blood supply to part of your right testicle was cut off when the testicle was ruptured. This lack of blood has basically destroyed half of your right testicle. If we don’t remove it, you could become seriously ill,” Donnie just looked down. He felt angry at the nurse, and at Brooke. They had both fucked him over.

“Don’t be too upset over it Donnie, you can still function with only one testicle. The surgery will be very fast and painless. Recovery in this kind of surgery is also very rapid,” Donnie sighed. “I’ll get some release papers ready, and we’ll get you into surgery right away.”

The surgery went very well. It only took Donnie a couple days to recover. He felt extremely depressed about losing his right testicle. He felt hopeless. He knew he could still function with only one. He feared losing that last nut. He considered wearing a cup to school, but decided against it. Donnie was sad over his lost nut, but he got over it.

Donnie went on with his life. He continued school, but never looked at any of the pretty girls. He was even shyer now that he had this injury. That kick damaged his self esteem more than anything else. Nobody knew that Donnie only had one testicle, and he intended to keep it that way.

Donnie’s mother was pretty upset about Donnie’s injury. She felt so strongly that she had to talk to somebody about it. She discussed it with another mother from the school. This mother talked about it with her daughter to make sure she wasn’t involved in any cruelty to boys. The daughter told her friends at school because she thought it was funny. The friends told other people. The other people told their friends, and it eventually spread around most of the school.

As the word spread Donnie noticed people laughing at him. He didn’t know why. He was walking down the hall, and he saw some girls whispering to each other while looking at him, and then laughing and trying to look away. Donnie started to worry that people knew. His worries were confirmed when Brooke and the girls walked by him. “Hey one nut” Brooke casually said as she passed. Donnie felt humiliated. He never wanted the news about his testicle to get around school, but now it was. There was nothing he could do to change it.

Donnie wanted to leave town. He wanted to end his life at times. He was embarrassed, and he felt like he was less of a man because of his loss. Brooke and her friends made a lot of jokes, and taunted him. Other girls made jokes as well. Donnie became known as “one nut”. He didn’t have any friends.

The nurse heard about Donnie losing his testicle. She was a little worried that he would sue, but she thought that if he was going to, he would have already. Donnie never considered suing. He didn’t really realize that he probably should have pressed charges against the nurse. He never told his mother about the nurse. His mother would have probably sued if she knew. Although the nurse was worried, she thought it was funny that Donnie only had one nut. She didn’t think it felt ruptured at the time of the incident, but she realized that she didn’t check that thoroughly on retrospect. She just assumed he was overreacting. One nut can function pretty much the same as two. She knew this fact, and so she didn’t care, or ever bother apologizing to Donnie for her malpractice.

Brooke didn’t kick Donnie in the ball, now that he was half way to being a eunuch. Despite her lack of compassion for him, she knew that if he lost his other testicle, she would probably get in trouble. She wanted to kick him again, but never did.

The rest of Donnie’s high school years were terrible. He was constantly mocked, and some of the female teachers even laughed at the jokes. He dropped out in eleventh grade, and got a G.E.D.

After dropping out of school, Donnie got a job at a steakhouse washing dishes. He was paid minimum wage, but he got 40 hours a week. Donnie moved out into a small studio apartment. He had a very tight budget.

BUDGET

Monthly income 940

Expenses

Rent 300

Electricity 60

Phone 35

Groceries 400

Extra money 145

He only had 145 dollars to spare every month, even though he worked his ass off for his job. His only hope was that he would soon get a raise. Donnie had developed a habit of smoking ganja. In an average month he would spend 80 dollars on the green, leaving him only 65 dollars. Those sixty dollars would go towards various things. He usually saved it to make larger purchases, such as a television, furniture or glass bongs. With around 2000 dollars extra every year including tax returns, and two extra paychecks, he would have his apartment furnished in around five years. He didn’t have the discipline to save up large amounts of money, so in his first year, he only bought a TV and a beanbag. He had a shitty bike that he bought at a garage sale. That’s how he got to and from work.

His job was bad because he worked split shifts every day. He worked 11-2 and 4-9 five days a week. His days off varied. He usually had Tuesday and Thursday off, but not always. It was a thirty minute bike ride to work, so an eight hour day turned into a ten hour day. The bike ride got him in good aerobic shape, but he wished he had a car. That was a dream that would never come true, because even if he saved to buy a car, there’s no way he could afford the gas and insurance unless he started making a lot more money. He should have quit and found a better job, but he thought no matter where he worked he would start at minimum wage. He was worried that another job would be worse. He thought the time he served at the steakhouse would get him promoted. The work was fast paced, stressful, and dirty. He was the only dishwasher when he was working, and there were a lot of dishes. If it was ever slow, the manager, Joni, would find some dirty cleaning job that needed to be done. Donnie worked there for a year without getting a raise. He was a perfect employee. He never missed a day, even when he was sick. Joanie just didn’t care to give him a raise. He was a good dishwasher, and she wanted him to stay in that position. He was cheap labor, and she knew that he had low self esteem, and would take the meager wages. What’s a high school dropout worth anyway?

The toilet in the women’s bathroom had problems with backing up. It was always Donnie’s job to clean up the mess. The toilet backed up about once a week. Whenever he had to clean it, he fell behind on the dishes, and Joni always pressured him to hurry up and get them done. Sometimes he got held over late at work by thirty minutes to an hour. He never got paid for the hours over forty, even after working a fifty hour week.

Brooke moved out after finishing high school. She needed a job, and she always wanted to be waitress. She applied, and was hired at the same steakhouse Donnie worked at. The first day on the job, she saw Donnie. “Heeey, I didn’t know you worked here?”

“Oh, hey, yeah I do.”

“That’s so cool. You’re the bus boy? That’s great,” Brooke said with a condescending tone. She giggled a bit, and went about her business.

Donnie still hated Brooke for what she did to him. He thought she was a snooty bitch, and he still wanted to kill her. He fantasized about murdering her at times, but he could never kill anyone, the fantasies were nothing more than fantasies. Brooke took to serving quickly. She was cute, so she got really great tips. She had the same base wage as Donnie, but after tips ended up making anywhere from twelve to twenty dollars an hour. She didn’t pay taxes on the majority of her tips because she didn’t report them. She worked the same hours as Donnie, but had Thursdays and Fridays off. Her budget was much looser than Donnie’s, and she had a car. She lived in a one bedroom apartment and had really nice stuff. She had around 600 dollars extra each month. She decided to take some management classes at the local community college, to try and become assistant manager at the restaurant.

Brooke treated Donnie poorly at work. Donnie resented the waitresses because they were lazy, but made a lot more money than him with tips. Brooke would show off, and make Donnie feel even worse about being poor.

“You really need to get a car, it’s so convenient,” Brooke said to Donnie. Donnie didn’t even respond because it pissed him off. “Riding your bike to work can’t be good for your family jewels. “Oh, sorry, family jewel.” She busted up laughing. Donnie started trembling with anger, but continued doing his job. “Too bad you don’t get tips. If you did, you could probably afford a car,” Another waitress walked in. “I don’t think you could handle being a waiter though. People wouldn’t want to eat after looking at you, would they one nut?” Brooke laughed along with the other waitress. Brooke had spread the word with the other waitresses about Donnie’s one nut. Donnie tried to ignore them, but he wanted to cry.

Brooke said hurtful things to Donnie all the time. She always talked about how much money she has, and how great it is having a car. She would mention these things to Donnie to make him feel bad.

It was really busy this one night, and Donnie needed help with the dishes. He was falling behind. Brooke came in, distressed at the lack of clean dishes. “I need some dishes now, there are customer’s waiting,” Brooke insisted.

“I’m going as fast as I can, we’re really busy tonight,” Donnie explained, under obvious stress. “If you’re not doing anything, why don’t you help me?” Donnie said this out of anger; he knew she wouldn’t help him.

“Because it’s not my job!" I’m busy helping customers, and I need clean dishes! If you don’t hurry up, I swear to God I’ll kick your last nut up into your throat!” Brooke was pissed. Donnie was even angrier, and after she said that he was very tempted to walk out. He continued working, and didn’t respond to the threat. One of the loads of dishes finished, and Brooke quickly grabbed the ones she needed, and walked away.

Donnie was riding his bike home that night. A car drove by, and out of the window a giant convenient store cup full of soda flew. The soda exploded right into Donnie’s head, knocking him off his bike, and soaking him with sticky soda. He had drinks thrown at him in the past, but they usually missed. He landed on his right side, and his right arm and leg were bruised and cut up a bit. He didn’t have any serious injuries. As the car drove away he thought he heard the laughter of Brooke and another waitress. He wasn’t sure though. After getting over the shock and pain, he managed to get back on his bike and ride home. It was already cold outside. The soda made him even colder.

One day Donnie’s alarm clock stopped working. He stayed up pretty late the night before, so he didn’t wake up on his own. He woke at 10:50 and looked at his alarm clock to see the time. He saw it was blank. He started to panic, and grabbed his watch. He realized he was going to be late. He got ready as fast as he could, and was out the door by eleven. He didn’t think to call in and say he would be late. He arrived at 11:20 dripping with sweat from riding his bike so fast. Joni had already called a backup to do dishes. She was waiting when Donnie arrived. “I’m sorry I’m late, my alarm clock died, and I didn’t wake up on time.”

“Oh, its okay Donnie, we don’t really need you anyway. See, Javier is already here to take your place… In fact; I think we will do just fine without you for the next two weeks. You could use a vacation couldn’t you?”

“I can’t afford to take time off; I won’t be able to pay rent.”

“Well you should have thought of that before you came in late. You’re lucky I don’t fire you. Go see Brooke; she has a job for you to do before you leave. After you finish that, you can go home. I’ll call you when we need you again, okay?”

“Okay.”

“Have a nice vacation,” Joni giggled.

Donnie walked out into the dining area. Brooke walked up to him.

“Hey, Donnie, the toilets backed up again,” Brooke told him, while smiling.

“You want me to clean it?”

“Mm hmm,” Brooke sadistically replied. She smiled and walked away.

Donnie was stressed. He was thinking about the budget, and wondering how he would get by this month. He went into the women’s bathroom, and there was disgusting shit all over the floor. He spent an hour cleaning it, and then went home. Throughout the next two weeks he was called in three times to clean up the bathroom. He never got a paycheck for those weeks. After two weeks, he was called back into work. Brooke told him if he was ever late again, he would be fired. Brooke had been promoted to assistant manager while Donnie was gone.

Donnie rode by a park every day on his way to work. One day on his way to the second part of his shift, he felt the urge to take a piss. The park had a bathroom, so he decided to stop there. There was a girl’s softball game going on in the park. Donnie liked baseball, and he thought the girls looked hot, so he thought about watching the game for a bit because he was early for work. He walked out of the bathroom. A softball slammed into Donnie’s crotch at a speed of what had to be at least 50 mph. Donnie was not expecting that, and he had no time to block. He was suddenly overwhelmed with excruciating agony. He hadn’t taken any serious hits in the groin since high school. He felt like his testicle had been hit by a car. He thought his life as a man was over. His testicle felt like it was turned to jelly and his dick felt like it had split like an overcooked sausage. This burning was worse than the time Brooke kicked him in High School. He couldn’t really focus on anything but the pain at this point, but he could hear the girls from the baseball teams laughing.

One of the girls ran up close to him. He didn’t realize why until he saw her pick up the ball. She stared at him, laughing for a minute or so, and then ran back to the field. The game went on as Donnie lay on the ground, feeling like his genitals had gone through a meat grinder. After ten minutes he looked at his watch. He knew he had to leave at that time if he didn’t want to be late for work. He could barely fathom riding his bike, and he knew he needed to get to the hospital if he had any hope of retaining his testicle. He considered skipping work and going straight to the hospital. He decided to go to work instead. He planned on telling them what happened, and then going to the hospital. He got onto his bike. As he began to peddle, the pain grew worse. His suffering was unfathomable. He somehow managed to ride slowly to work, and actually made it there just in time. He walked into work, and back into the kitchen. He knocked on Joni’s door.

Brooke opened the door. “What do you want?” she asked in a bitchy tone.

“Is Joni here?”

“She’s on vacation, so I’m filling in as manager. Why?”

Donnie was silent for a moment. He didn’t know what to do. “I need to go to the hospital.”

“Oh my God, what happened?” She truly sounded concerned.

“I had an accident,” Donnie didn’t want to tell her. He felt humiliated. He really hated her, and he couldn’t believe it had come to this.

“What kind of accident?” She sounded a little less concerned at this point.

“I was ah, using the restroom at the park on my way to work, and, um, there were some girls playing baseball, and I, uh, got hit with a baseball really hard, uhh, in the groin,” Donnie was looking at the ground while he told her this. He was embarrassed, but he had to go.

Brooke’s eyes widened, she rolled her eyes a bit, and said, “Ohh kay?” Her tone sounded like she didn’t understand why this was so important. “How bad does it hurt?”

“It hurts extremely badly.”

“That sucks Donnie; it’s too bad we don’t have anyone to fill in for you today.”

Donnie’s voice began to tremble. “I need to go Brooke. I only have one testicle. I lost the other one in high school when you kicked me. The doctors told me then that if I would have come in earlier they could have saved it. My testicle hurts worse now then it did back then, so I know I need to see a doctor,” He started to cry a little.

“Well, if you need to see a doctor, then you should go. If you leave though, I’ll fire you. Joni told me to do that if you’re late, or if you call in sick. Your testicle is more important than your job though, you should go to the hospital. Of course, you only have to work until nine tonight, and I know Joni was thinking about giving you a raise soon. It’d be a shame to throw all of your years working here down the tube, especially if you might not really even need to see a doctor.”

“I’m sure I need to see a doctor. Can you call Joni and ask?”

“Ok, sure,” Brooke walked back into the office and closed the door. She came back out a few moments later.

“Well, I wasn’t able to get a hold of her, but I left her a message. She’ll call back soon. Until then, get to work, or leave. It’s up to you,” Brooke was grinning, and chuckled a bit after saying that. She walked into the office.

Donnie felt like he was going to vomit. The pain was hardly bearable. He desperately needed to leave, but realized that in doing so, he would be giving up his job. He didn’t think he could find another full time job. With great hatred and resentment for Brooke, he decided to stay. He found some ibuprofen in the medicine cabinet at work and quickly took three pills. He made it to his post at the dishwasher, and there was a load of dishes waiting. It was challenging to stand. He was dripping sweat, and his head was swimming. The pain was so great it was making him delirious. His decision to stay at work may have been different if he wasn’t in such a state. He just wasn’t thinking clearly. His hands shook as he began working on the dishes. He tried to work fast, but it was hard to stay conscious.

As the evening went by, the ibuprofen alleviated some of the inflammation, and he found it a little easier to work. The pain was still there, and he still wanted to vomit, but he wasn’t feeling so delirious or light headed. As his head cleared he began thinking about leaving again. He decided to stay with the logic that it was already 6:30, and he only had two and a half hours left. Despite his efforts, and the fact that it was a pretty slow night, the dirty dishes were slowly outnumbering the clean ones.

Brooke left the office to check on things. She walked up to Donnie, and saw that he was falling behind. “You better hurry up Donnie; we need more clean dishes out there,” She ordered with a sense of urgency.

“I’m going as fast as I can. I’m still in a lot of pain.”

“Well, shake it off, and get these dishes done. We don’t pay you to slack off.”

Donnie welled with anger after she said that. He would have stabbed her with one of the butcher knives at that point, if he was just slightly more psychotic. He was just silent; he couldn’t say anything without bursting into tears, or calling her a fucking cunt.

At around 8pm Donnie vomited in the garbage. Nobody was around to notice or care. The ibuprofen had worn off and the pain was now worse than before. He only had one hour left, but he was almost certain he wouldn’t make it. He started feeling feverish. He felt like he needed to lie down, but he continued to stand. His whole body was tremoring slightly. He put a load of dishes in the industrial washer and collapsed to his knees. He was breathing heavily, trying to compose himself enough to finish the hour. He heard the office door open. He could hear Brooke walking his way. He pulled himself up to his feet. He felt very dizzy and light headed. He continued working on the dishes, in a daze. Donnie’s face was pale and dripping with sweat.

“Oh my God!" I can’t believe how far you’ve fallen behind. I’m gonna have to talk to Joni about this when she gets back. This is just unacceptable. Am I supposed to feel sorry for you or something? You got hit in the nut, I get it. That’s no excuse to slack off. There’s no way your nut still hurts, it’s been like four hours. If you don’t get these dishes done by nine, then you’ll stay here until they’re done, and I’ll have an extra job for you, so hurry the fuck up!”

Donnie became stressed as 8:50 rolled around, and he had a lot of dishes left to do. He knew he wouldn’t be done by nine, and he knew that all his overtime was unpaid. He thought that he better stay because it was almost over, and he really couldn’t afford to lose this job. The agony got worse every minute that passed. At nine o clock, Donnie was nearly finished with the dishes.

There were only a few left when Brooke walked up to him. “Mmm, not done yet I see. Well, that’s too bad. You were so close too, poor Donnie. Is that nut of yours still bothering ya?” Brooke giggled. Donnie swallowed, trying to hold back tears. “I could cut it off for ya, if you want,” Brooke laughed. “You’re such a loser…hmmm, what should I have you do? I know! As soon as you’re done with the dishes, I need you to clean all the garbage cans inside and out. I want them to be spotless, and to smell good. Then I want you to clean the black gunk off the bottom of all the sinks and the dishwasher. After you finish all that you can go home.”

“I can’t stay here any longer,” Donnie cried. “I could barely make it through the day, I have a fever, and I’m in severe pain. I need to go to the emergency room. I can’t stay here. Please let me go!”

“I already told you, you can leave if you want. You just can’t come back,” Brooke giggled.

“I need this job Brooke. I don’t even get paid when I work overtime. Can’t you please have mercy on me, and let me leave Brooke? Please?”

“You are such a little baby. Pwease Bwooke wet me go, pwease? Am I supposed to feel guilty for what happened in high school? That was a long time ago, it was an accident. It’s so fucking lame the way you’re using that against me now. Either do your job, or go home. I guarantee you Joni will hear about this. If you stay, she might let you keep working here, but if you leave, I promise you’ll be unemployed. Ok?”

“Ok,” Donnie said under his breath with great disgust and resentment. He felt hopelessness consume him. He finished the dishes. He started on the garbage cans. He took the liners out, and poured bleach in. The then used the spray nozzle from the dishwashing sink to spray down the inside. It took time to clean the insides of the garbage cans because there was food gunk stuck to the sides. The reeling agony and dissociation grew stronger. Around ten he was finished with the garbage cans. Brooke was surfing the internet in the office. She had been doing this all night excluding the times she came out to check on things. Donnie started scrubbing the bottoms of the sinks. He was using a scouring pad. There was so much crap on the bottom of the sinks; he thought it would take all night to finish. He was working on the first one for an hour, and only finished about a quarter of it.

Brooke walked into the kitchen area where Donnie was. He didn’t notice her come in. She watched him lying on the floor with his head underneath the sink, and his legs lying on the ground. She quietly crept up next to him. When she got close enough, she lifted up her right foot, and slammed her black boot between Donnie’s legs with as much power as she could manage. The toe of her boot made direct contact with his nut. He didn’t expect it to happen, and he tried to jump, but slammed his head into the bottom of the sink. It wasn’t hard enough to knock him out. The pain became a piercing fire in his brain. He thought he was going to die. Brooke started laughing her ass off.

She leaned over so he could see her face from underneath the sink. She was grinning. “I’m getting bored, so you can go home now,” Donnie just lay there, unable to speak, and barely able to breathe. “Come on! Let’s go!” Brooke dragged Donnie out from underneath the sink. As she dragged him out, he turned over and vomited. “Ewww.” She pulled him to his feet and walked him out of the restaurant with his arm over her shoulder. “Since you didn’t finish your job tonight, I expect you to be here tomorrow morning at 8 when Manuel gets here to start the prep. You need to have the sinks clean by 11. You better clean up that puke too,” She walked him out the door, and dropped him to the cement. “Goodnight,” She coyly said as she giggled. She walked away, swinging her hips sexily.

Donnie lay on the cement, drained and delusional. He felt like he was disappearing. ‘This may be the end’ he thought. Darkness.

Donnie lost consciousness. He was passed out on the sidewalk next to the door. Hours passed. People drove by, but they didn’t look closely enough to notice him. Donnie woke up from the chill in the air around midnight. He felt the same agony in his groin. His testicle felt broken. There was a payphone nearby. He crawled over to it, and called 911. He felt a sense of déjà vu as he told the operator the situation. The ambulance arrived and took him to the hospital. They took x-rays just like before. Donnie felt a sense of dread. He knew the news couldn’t be good. The x-rays revealed that Donnie’s testicle was basically pulverized. When the baseball hit, it had a major rupture, and as the evening went by it began to loosen up. The insides started to separate. When Brooke kicked him, his ruptured nut basically turned to jelly. The doctor informed him there was no way to save it, but if it wasn’t removed, it would become infected. Donnie’s hope was lost, and his life as a man was over. He was put under, and awoke the next morning with an empty sack.

It was around 6am that he woke from the surgery. He was hoping to be hospitalized for the day, because there would be no way for Brooke to argue with him not coming to work. The doctor did not feel he needed to be hospitalized, but recommended resting for the next few days. They wrote a note for him to get out of work.

Donnie forgot that he was supposed to be to work at 8 in the morning. He took the bus to work to get his bike, and took another bus home to his apartment. He called in sick at 10:30. Brooke answered. “Hello?”

“Hi, Brooke, this is Donnie. Is Joni there?”

“No, Joni isn’t here. Where are you? You were supposed to be here at 8.”

“Ah, I forgot, but…I can’t come into work today. I, ah, have a doctor’s note.”

“What happened?” Brooke laughed a little.

“I had to have surgery,” Donnie muttered.

“What kind of surgery?” Brooke innocently asked.

“My last testicle was destroyed, they had to remove it Brooke.”

Brooke started laughing. “Oh my God, I’m sorry for laughing, that must really suck for you. I can’t believe you lost the last one. I’m sorry, but you have to admit, it is kinda funny.”

“I don’t think it’s funny at all,” Donnie angrily replied.

“Yeah, I guess you don’t see the humor in it yet, since it just happened. Anyways, it’s nice that you got a doctor’s note and all, but it’s a little late to call in, when you were supposed to be here at 8. I guess if you get here by eleven, and bring the doctor’s note, I’ll let you keep your job.”

“I just had surgery. The only way I can get there by eleven is on my bike. I can’t ride my bike!”

“Why don’t you call a cab?”

“I don’t have the money for a cab!”

“Well, that sure does suck. It’d be a shame if you gave up this job after all the sacrifice you’ve made. But, that’s the breaks I guess,” Brooke giggled.

“Fine, I’ll ride my bike.”

“Good luck, hope your stitches stay together,” Brooke laughed and hung up.

The note excused Donnie from work for one week. He didn’t really feel up to riding his bike to work, but he already lost his nuts, and he didn’t want to lose his job. He mounted the bike, and it was pretty painful. The surgery area was very sensitive, so riding the bike was very difficult. He pedaled as fast as he could. The pain and drowsiness was slowing him down. He made it to work on time with the note. He walked back to the office where Brooke was working, and knocked on the door. Brooke opened the door. She smiled widely, “How was the ride?” She asked, snickering a bit.

“It was hard. Here’s the note, now I’m taking the bus home.”

Brooke looked over the note. “This looks legit, so I guess you can keep working here, but I need you to work today.”

“You told me if I brought the note, then I could be excused from work!” Donnie exclaimed.

“Not exactly, I told you, if you brought the note you wouldn’t be fired for not showing up this morning. I never said you would be excused from work for the rest of the day. In fact, I expect you to stay here between lunch and dinner to finish your job under the sinks.”

“You can’t do that! I have a doctor’s note!”

“That doesn’t matter, it’s not like working here will be a strain on your groin.”

“I can’t believe this. How would you like it if I press charges against you for kicking me last night?”

“I never kicked you, you got hit with a baseball, remember?”

“This is crazy. I’m going home because I have a doctor’s note. If you fire me I’ll sue.”

“Oh really?" Ha, ha, you’ll sue? What are you going to sue for? You have an attendance problem, and that is why we are firing you. There’s no law against firing you for missing work, even if you do have a doctor’s note. I’ve heard enough of these threats. Are you leaving? Yes or no.”

Donnie thought about it for a moment. He thought there must be a law against them firing him for missing work, Brooke had to be wrong. He really didn’t think he could handle another day at work, but he did have the next day off. “Fine, I’ll stay.”

“Good choice nutless,” Get to work,” Brooke laughed, and waltzed back into the office.

Donnie couldn’t believe this was happening. He thought he was going to get to go home, but now he was stuck at work all day. He was tired, and sore. He felt woozy, but managed to do his job. Two o'clock rolled around, and he was ready to go home to eat lunch. He was never allowed to eat at work. He finished the last dish and started getting ready to leave.

“Where do you think you’re going?”

“I’m going home until dinner.”

“Oh, did you already finish cleaning the scum off the bottom of the sinks?”

“Oh, I forgot.”

“You better stop forgetting things, or you might be out of a job. You already have an empty sack; you wouldn’t want an empty bank account to match, would you?”

“No.” Donnie looked down.

“I didn’t think so,” Brooke laughed. “Get to work.”

Brooke walked away, leaving Donnie alone in the kitchen to finish the sinks. Donnie felt a severe depression filling him. He scrubbed the bottoms of the sinks without hope. He thought about leaving, but didn’t. He was getting hungry, and tired. His scrotum was aching more and more. He finished the sinks right around 5, just in time to start the next part of his shift.

Brooke arrived around five. She looked around under the sinks to make sure Donnie had finished his job. Some of the sinks were still a little grimy underneath. Some of the grime was impossible to get off. She walked up to Donnie who had just started doing dishes. “There’s still some grime on the bottom of the sinks.”

“I’m sorry; I did the best I could. I was working the whole time.”

“Well, I guess you’ll just have to come in tomorrow on your day off to finish the job.”

Donnie started crying, but tried to hide it.

“What’s the matter? Are you getting an infection in your stitches or something? Maybe you should go back to the doctor and get another note,” Brooke laughed. “I expect you here at 8 tomorrow morning, and you’ll stay until the sinks are all shining, even if it takes until closing.”

This was Donnie’s breaking point, he’d taken too much, and he couldn’t take any more. He walked away quickly. He unlocked his bike, and walked to the bus stop. He didn’t say a word to Brooke. Brooke laughed to herself as he left. She found somebody to cover his shift, and she was excited about firing Donnie.

Donnie arrived home around 6. He went to bed right away. He was anxious about losing his job, but he swore there must be a law against firing people who have just had surgery for missing work.

Brooke called and left a message on Donnie’s answering machine. “Hi Donnie, this is Brooke. I was just calling to tell you that we were able to find somebody to fill in for you. He’s actually going to be taking over for you. Don’t bother coming back to work; you won’t be on the schedule anymore. And, I talked to Joni, and we’re both pretty sure that you’ve already received your last check. If we missed something, just call and let us know. We’ll check our records, but I’m sure they’re probably right. Anyway, sorry to hear about your little friend, I think that was your last one wasn’t it? Oh well, I guess you’ll have to get used to being alone. Good luck getting another job. Feel free to use us as a reference, of course we will have to tell them about your attendance problems, but I’m sure that’ll be fine. You should have no problem getting a great job at McDonalds. Anyway, you’re probably trying to sleep right now, so I’ll stop bothering you. Sweet dreams.”

Donnie tried calling the bureau of labor and industry, but they told him that there weren’t really any laws against employers firing people for calling in sick. He tried to get another job, but had no luck. He ended up moving back in with his mother, and doing housework for her. His life went on like that. His life was sad and pathetic and just seemed to drag on and on.

Tip Your Delivery Man

By sippy

Hey all, this is my first completed story. I'd love feedback, especially if there are any women who read it. Also, as a note, the story contains drug usage and sex. None of the characters are underage and the work is completely fiction. It's kinda long winded and the busting doesn't happen until the end, if that's all that you're looking to read. I hope you like it.

Delivering pizzas sucks. The shit I go through is hardly worth the 11 cents that I get as a tip from some of you bastards. However, sometimes you just get lucky and have a great night. Last night I made 17 dollars an hour, including tips. Sweet. Tonight was a little different. I was sure I was gonna get laid tonight…

The night had been kinda slow and it was approaching 1 a.m., closing time. I’d made a decent amount of bank, but not much more than average. My last delivery was at 1138 Knox Street. We drivers (as we’re called) liked to refer to that street as Fort Knox because all the houses on it are mansions, yet nobody ever tipped more than three dollars - even on big orders. That money was wrapped up tight.

I pulled my mid-80s T-bird into the long, winding driveway. It was uphill and through a wooded area. After about 1/10th of a mile, the house came into view. The lights were all on, the blinds were closed, and hip-hop music pounded out into the night. I parked my car, grabbed my bag, and headed for the door. I rang the doorbell and waited. (Dammit, answer the door even if you don’t have the money on you. I’d rather you let me know you were looking for the cash rather than leave me standing in the cold wondering if your shitty doorbell works.) The tag on the pizza box said “Ashley - $16.05.” (I’ve always liked that name, Ashley - kind of bitchy, snooty, yet really sexy. I hate guys named it; they ruin the name for me.) I remember thinking that Ashley better answer her door soon; it’s damn cold out and all I wanted to do was to deliver this pizza and go home.

The door finally opened. There stood my perfect woman. She isn’t everyone’s perfect girl, mind you, but she was mine: about 5’3”, light brown hair with blonde highlights done in duel French braids down to about her shoulders, a toned, athletic body, brown almond shaped eyes, a sexy neck, and the world’s cutest nose. She kind of looked like “Sweet Kandie”, this online model I like. Her body wasn’t super-model thin; rather it was more like that of a soccer player. She was toned and curvy with a slight hint of chub, but definitely no cellulite. Her breasts weren’t huge, probably a large B or small C cup, but they were damn perky. I could see her cleavage as she was wearing a tight pink cotton tank top. Nice. Her tits were great, but her best feature was definitely her ass. There was a hallway mirror behind her that reflected it nicely. She was wearing Mudd jeans. Shit, those are hot. They made her ass look like it was resting on a shelf or something…but it wasn’t! It was just hovering there, in the air, for me to stare at. She looked to be about 20, though she was holding a beer. I snapped back to reality and quickly tried my “get-a-big-tip” line which basically consisted of kissing the customer’s ass and hoping that the person matches the name on the box.

“A… (her eyes flickered and I knew it was a match)…shley. Here are your pizzas. It’ll be $16.05,” I charmed out as best I could. My mind was racing to find something to say that wouldn’t make me sound creepy. “Oh, is this ‘Jedi Mind Trick’? It’s a sick beat,” I said, referring to the music. (Yeah, that’ll work. Chicks love it when guys know about indie music.)

“I love it. Great to dance to.” She flashed a smile and began digging through her purse. My eyes wandered over her body and I noticed her shoes. She had incredibly small, cute feet. Tennis shoes. I love em.

“Oh, no!” she exclaimed. “Danielle, Julia, do you guys have five dollars?” she called out and a melodious “no” quickly chimed back. She looked up at me with those gorgeous eyes. Fuck it, it was closing time anyway and I just wanted to go to sleep. She’d never want a pizza guy anyway.

“Well, you seem like a nice girl, and I’d hate for your party to end badly because of me. I’ll just tell my boss I was late getting here and I had to give you a discount to make up for it.”

“Awww, you’d do that for me?” she asked.

I replied, “Sure, no problem. This is my last delivery of the night anyway.”

“Really? So you’re done now?”

“Not quite. I’ve got to go back and cash out. I’ll be done in half an hour.”

“You should come back over and hang out with us. The three of us are kinda bored.”

“I’ll definitely come back. Well, as long as your friends are cool with it.” (I didn’t want to seem too eager. Plus, I was being a nice guy and giving her that “out “should she suddenly have changed her mind.)

“Danielle and Julia? They’re a smash, they’ll love you...” She looked down and finished her sentence. “…you’re such a cutie.” I totally blushed but hoped she didn’t notice. I am kinda cute, but that’s about it. I’m rather short, only 5’8” and I’d describe my build as solid. I’ve got broad shoulders and great upper body strength. I played soccer for most of my life, but had to stop when I hurt myself in college. I’m 22 now and I try to keep in shape, but it’s a lot harder when you aren’t in organized sports. I get a lot of my tension out by kiteboarding (Google it) nowadays, but I’m still not that good. It’s an incredible rush (kiteboarding, that is - almost unmatched ;-). I totally digress; anyway, I’m about 175-180 lbs. Like I said, solid. I’ve got a bit of a beer belly, making my waist a 34. I’ve got good abs underneath, but it’s hard to keep the fat off when you work at a pizza place. I’ve had hot girlfriends, but I’ve also done my share of the not-so-goods. Cum what may, I guess. Also, not that you really care, but I’m a very smart individual. I just graduated from a small New England college and I’m ready to get a real job. Feel free to offer me one.)

“I couldn’t say no to you even if I wanted to.” As I finished my cornball line, I caught the distinct odor of pot in the air. Yay! She’s hot, and she’s experimental. She smelled it too and tried to hide her embarrassment. As smooth as possible I indirectly addressed the issue, “Hey, want me to bring anything over to kick off the party later?”

Her face lit up. “We’re all set here, thanks. It might be snowing when you get back, though.” Snow is slang for coke in this city. Damn, this could be a fun night.

“I’ll be back in a bit,” I managed. I was already imagining how great this night was going to be. (I was right, kinda).

“Oh, don’t take off your uniform, by the way,” she giggled at me. “It’s sexy.” Khaki cargo pants and a blue polo sexy? Girls are crazy. I said goodbye and raced to my car, excited about coming back…

I race through my checkout and head out of the store. I hate pizza places. I quickly check my reflection in the glass door. Damn, my hat is still on. Phew, the hat hair looks stylish, not geeky. I’m not a super sexy person, nor even an ultra confident person for that matter. I’m pretty much an above average guy with some good luck and a great touch. My hair is really fine and I don’t use much gel, if any. Girls love to run their fingers through it. I’ve got a tattoo on my back. Very original and very sexy, if I do say so myself. I’ve got good skin and soft hands (hey, I went to college- no rough hands for me) that I know how to use. I “accidentally” read Cosmo and listened to late-night sex radio when I was in middle school and must have picked up a few things. I can tell right away whether a girl favors her clit or her g-spot and I’ve gotten more than one girl off by spending 90% of my attention on areas other than her pussy. I spent some time in my childhood learning some tongue tricks, not knowing how valuable they’d end up being. Like many people, I can touch my tongue to my nose. But, I’ve also found that I can stick my tongue out and rotate it 360 degrees in either direction. The secret is to flip it over in one direction (180 degrees) to start out, pause, flip it back to normal, and then flip it the other way the last 180 degrees. The effect is a smooth 360 degree spin that will make almost any girl lose it. I love going down on girls, they get off hardcore. Shit, I’ve been thinking about me for a long time now without paying attention- I just pulled up her driveway. I get out of the car and go to the door. Knock, or just go right in? I knock; don’t want to walk in on her grandmother just home from the hospital or something.

Ashley answers the door, her two friends standing behind her. “Hey, baby. Bring us any pizza?” they chuckle.

“Yeah, I got a large sausage right here.” (Too much? They laugh. It’s all good.)

“Come on in” says Ashley. “This is Danielle and this is Julia.”

Danielle and Julia are exact matches for Karen and Amy (if you found Kandie, you should be able to find those two), though I can’t tell which one is which. I don’t bother asking. Oh fuck! All three are wearing navy blue cotton boy shorts. Think Hooters, but not orange. Each girl is wearing a different colored, tight fitting t-shirt that appears to be see-through. All of the girls’ midriffs are showing. Flat and sexy with some good curves. They all have their belly buttons pierced. Ashley’s is barbell is pink, as is her top. Danielle’s color is light blue, and Julia’s is white. I hope I can remember that. My ogling is interrupted.

“Hey, you never told us your name, deliver guy,” complains Danielle. “You gotta tell us your full name. In case we need to call the cops, ya know.” She winks.

“Tobin Michael Williams,” I answer. Crap, I totally should have made something up.

“Tobin (Toe-bin)?” they giggle. “Aww, TOBY!! Like a wittle puppy dog. Are you gonna be our little puppy-wuppy tonight?” teases Ash. Yeah, I called her Ash. You shut up and like it.

I’m probably just perverted, but there’s something sexy about baby talk. I started to (started to?!?!) get turned on. “Maybe...”

“HEY! Let’s do some B.R.s and get hiiiiiigh!” Julia suddenly squeaks. That was the first thing she’d said all night. I love this girl.

We make our way into the other room. The music is still playing, much louder than I had first thought. The sound is muffled well in this house. Julia pulls out a decently sized glass pipe. It’s very colorful, but it has a very phallic shape. The bowl for the burning pot attaches to a six inch glass tube that ends in a widened, rounded tip. Man, I don’t really want to smoke out of a cock, I think to myself.

“Does that thing come with batteries?” I joke.

“Don’t need ‘em,” replies Julia with a smile and a nod. We pass the pipe, taking hits. If you’re anti-pot, you’ve been brainwashed by the government. It’s not that bad. Well, it’s bad, but only about as bad as alcohol or caffeine. You just get relaxed, happy, dumb, hungry, and horny. Not in that order. Like all drugs (including alcohol) though, it could fuck up your life, so don’t use it if you aren’t responsible. Especially don’t use it if you’re under 18 or pregnant. Seriously. Hehehehehe. Anyway, we’re all getting high and having a good time, talking about where we’re all from and what we like to do. Not that interesting of a chat, really. Ashley smiles to herself.

“What?” I ask.

“I was just wondering how you liked smoking the dick?” she taunts.

“Well, you can smoke mine and we can compare experiences,” I dare. The girls shoot each other glances and look to be actually considering the idea. Heaven!

“Mmm, maybe,” thinks Ashley out loud. “But you know what would be really fun? Some yipper!!!”

Seatbacks and tray tables in there full and upright position. Wooooo. A small baggie seems to materialize out of nowhere and within moments were all rushing on Bolivian marching powder. Its good stuff, my face is numb. Ashley leans over to me and kisses me suddenly and forcefully. I can feel her pierced tongue in my mouth.

“We want to see your cock,” she whispers. I’m too in the zone to refuse and before I realize it, my pants are off and I’m sitting on the couch in my boxers. The coke has killed any erection I might have had for the moment and I begin to worry they might not understand.

“I love how a guy’s dick shrinks when he does this stuff,” comments Danielle.

Ashley and Julia nod in agreement. “It isn’t scary looking at all then.” I’m a little bothered that they think manhood is scary looking. But whatever, there’s no time to protest as my boxers are ripped off. They were right, I have shrunk a little. Hey, some guys are showers and some guys are growers.

“Ooo, look!” squeals Ashley. “He isn’t cut! It looks better the other way, but this way is so much more fun!!” Three separate hands strike out and grab my cock, playing with me.

My foreskin is pulled back and Julie puts some of the white powder on it. “You’ll love this,” she smirks.

I start to get wood, though it tingles a little. I check out Ashley’s crotch. I can tell she’s getting turned on too. I bet they all are. I reach for Danielle’s thigh and gently caress it.

“What would you do to have sex with all three of us right now, Toby?” Danielle suddenly asks.

“Anything you want,” I answer, knowing that my skills are well practiced.

“Even let us kick you in your balls?”

“What! Why would you want to do that? Let’s just keep doing this instead.” I think back to getting hit in the nuts with a soccer ball. It didn’t hurt a whole lot, but it certainly wasn’t a fun experience.

“C’mon, baby.” They each lift up their shirts, exposing their perky breasts and stiff nipples. How can I say no to that? I hesitate, I’d rather just get a blowjob, ya know? Ashley sees me not buying it and pounces. Her little hand wraps around my sac and I feel a sharp pain. I try to pry her loose, but her crushing grip is too tight. I quickly submit.

“We share with you and this is how you fucking repay us? We only wanted a little kick, but now you’re really gonna get it. You didn’t seriously think we invited you over just to hang out? Fucking idiot pizza guy.” Ashley smashes her fist into my balls and I jump and let out a small grunt. It wasn’t a perfect hit, but I can feel the pain building. Shit, what did I get into?

Danielle and Julia each grab an ankle and I’m quickly lying on my back on the floor, with my legs spread in the air. Ashley stands at my crotch, her foot hovering above it, still wearing the tennis shoes.

“Beg me not to stomp on your balls,” she commands. Again, I hesitate. Dumb me; she wouldn’t really do that to me, right? Wrong. Her foot stomps down, battering my balls into my pelvis. She raises it again and stomps on my still stiff dick, trapping it against my body. It hurts badly and I yelp in pain.

“Please, stop,” I beg.

“Ask me ‘please don’t hurt my weak little balls again’,” she orders. This time I don’t hesitate. It sounds pathetic, but I don’t care as long as she stops.

“Ok, I’ll stop,” she says. She moves and grabs my ankle away from Danielle.

Danielle moves towards my head and whispers to me. I can barely hear what she’s saying, as my balls are in great pain. “I want you to scream,” she whispers. With that she spins, facing my groin, and squats over my face. I can feel the wetness of her cunt through her shorts. She adjusts herself, putting pressure on my face. I can feel her soaked lips on mine. She grabs my dick head and pulls, stretching it towards her as far as she can. I can’t see what’s happening, I can only feel. Suddenly, she balls her fist and slams it down into my unprotected sack. I scream, but her vagina on my face absorbs everything. She shudders in ecstasy as I convulse in pain. She pounds my nuts again and I feel panic as I can’t get a breath. The more I struggle, the harder she squeezes my dick. She punches again. Danielle is erupting in orgasm and my face is soon soaked by her pussy juice. She finishes coming and rises off me.

Julia reaches down and gently grabs my balls. “I’m gonna hurt you so bad. Stupid boy and your stupid balls. Look at how weak they’ve made you.” Julia puts her other hand down her pants as she rolls my balls around. She grins. “Poor widdle ballsies. Poor widdle puppy doggie. Should pwetty Julie make them feel bedder?” With that, she squeezes my left nut between her thumb and finger. It hurts so much that I worry about her popping it. I’m sobbing and begging her to stop. She only teases me further, flicking my nuts with her fingers. She suddenly lets go and stands up near my still fully exposed crotch.

“Punch yourself!” she barks. I fail to react and she kicks my dick, sending it bouncing wildly. “Punch yourself or I’m gonna circumcise you with my teeth.” Full of fear, I ball up my fist and swing blindly at my balls. I can feel exactly where they are, they still really fucking hurt. My fist connects and I grunt in pain.

“Again!” she yells. I connect again, unsure whether I’m more hurt or embarrassed. All of the girls let go and I’m free to roll around on the ground, clutching myself. They laugh wildly, mocking me and grabbing their own groins, pretending to have balls. I sob quietly into the carpet.

“I love hitting your balls… but I think I want to start fresh. You’re gonna luck out, at least for a little while,” coos Ashley. She moves down and roughly grabs my balls. I close my eyes, expecting the worse. Surprisingly, she doesn’t squeeze me or kick me. Instead, I feel her warm mouth encircle my dick. She deftly works me towards climax. As I begin to cum, she pulls away from my dick and punches viciously at my balls. I orgasm wildly, spraying cum everywhere. I finish my pleasure/pain squirming and look up at her.

“You’re gonna pay for making that mess…”

Friday, November 2, 2007

BB in Iran

By sikako

Hi guys,

Sag said a while back he would write about bb in Iran, but while we’re waiting I’ve got a fantasy story that I thought up that I thought you might enjoy. Read on!

Habib was hot. It was the height of summer, and the sun was beating down with full intensity. Here in the hills of northeastern Iran, the sun seemed to reflect off the dark rocks, making them hot enough one could fry eggs.

Habib was a wanderer, traveling place to place finding his fortune, and he wasn’t one for hardships. A place to lie in the shade picking grapes was all he wanted. But fate had sent him up into these mountains, on a job that would take him over the border into Afghanistan to pick up a load, which he then had to bring back safely. Just thinking of the hard work made him cringe. He couldn’t wait to dip his body in the lake he had heard lay on the other side of the ridgeline, just sitting back and forgetting all his woes.

Jamilla had just turned 18. She lived in a town close by, and had come down to the lake to wash some clothes. But the day was so hot, and the water so cool... and not a soul in miles around, or so she thought. In any event, she was well shaded by the trees and bushes.

Ah, the lake! Habib couldn’t wait to get in. Taking off his pack, he was just about to immerse himself when he heard a rustle from behind the bushes. Pulling out his knife, he moved in to investigate the sound.

He couldn’t believe what he was seeing. A young girl was standing there, the contours of her large breasts and female buttocks clearly visible through her thin summer dress. As she removed her silk sari, delicately placing it on a rock, he saw her face. It was beautiful.

Habib was accountable to nobody, and was not a man of high morals. What his anger, his stomach, or his dick told him to do, he obediently did. As the woman slipped off her summer dress, revealing her exquisite firm feminine form, there was no question what his dick was saying. And as her body sunk into the cool water, it became an order.

Habib didn’t like to overexert himself, so he placed his knife back in its sheaf, and took all his clothes off. Pick her off as she comes out, and run off. He wrapped a cloth around his face so she would not recognize him, not because it mattered, but because the local warlords could be pretty fierce and one never knows who might no someone who knows someone who knows someone.

Jamilla`s long hair swished around like seaweed in the lake, before she pulled it back, ringing it out. It felt so good, the cool water on the hot day. Habib looked lustfully at the water drip off her lower hair as she got up. Her girl cheeks were so firm. Their treasure so inviting.

Jamilla came out of the pool, and Habib was wound up like a cat. At just the right moment... Jamilla turned away to pick her clothes up.

SLAM!

A big, hairy hand came over her mouth, and another around her waist. Before she realized what was happening, she was rammed face first into a tree trunk. As she felt something long and hard against her backside, her mind went red.

NO! THIS CAN`T BE HAPPENING! Nobody will ever marry me!

Pulling and pushing with all her might, Jamilla tried to wrestle her way out of Habib`s grasp, but he was too strong.

"Ah, my little mountain girl," said Habib scornfully, not pleased that he had to put any more effort into this than he had to, although he could still control her easily. "Don’t resist and this won’t hurt any more that it has to. Ha, ha, ha." He began fondling her huge soft naked breasts. Bending her over, Habib tried to push it in, and Jamilla was not strong enough to resist. But this couldn’t be happening to her! She had to do something... something...

Spreading her legs, she slid his penis right in between her thighs, and clamped shut. Waves if pain resonated through Habib, as she violently twisted her hips, yanking his manhood back and forth. He started screaming, "Stop, stop, please, in the name of Allah!"

Surprised, Jamilla suddenly realized she had him, and clamped her legs shut on his erect penis even more tightly. "Go away or I’ll break it."

"Okay, okay, anything. I am just a poor herdsman, and..." Habib made up the biggest cock and bull tale anyone had ever heard, and Jamilla, being a gullible sort of a girl, believed him. His manipulative character had gotten him out of trouble more than once. And like the true rattlesnake he was, the second she let his dick out of its vice, despite having sworn by Allah and by his father’s life and by his family’s life and by the honor of himself and his family to leave this place and not to touch her, he struck. Darting into the trees just long enough to get his dagger, he lunged back at her, throwing her to the ground. To her disbelief, he was on top of her, as she was lying face up on the sand.

"But, but..." she said, tears welling up in her eyes.

"Ha, ha, ha... let Allah care for himself. And I don’t give a shit about my family- bunch of losers. I would slit their throats for the right price."

"Your mother?" asked Jamilla in disbelief. "Who gave you life? You would slit her throat. No. That’s not right. THAT`S NOT RIGHT!" And she grabbed his knife hand at the wrist.

"Big mistake," thundered Habib, as he pressed his knife in for the kill. She was struggling hard though. But she had no chance against his strength.

Unless... Jamilla, struggling with her hands with all her might, clamped her legs around Habib`s upper thighs, and squeezed as hard as she could, trying to bring pressure to bear on the part of his body she knew couldn’t stand it. And then she began powerfully jerking and yanking her hips from side to side.

Habib was getting more and more uncomfortable, his already aching penis being powerfully yanked from side to side, with annoying intermitted pressure below it.

"I’m going to kick your ass!" screamed Jamilla, attacking below with all her might, while pushing his arms to role him off her. Before he knew it, she had reversed the positions, and was sitting on top of him. But he still had the knife. Twisting it, he tried to cut her hand.

But Jamilla knew from the village girls what to do when sitting on top of an aggressive male. She knew that on the ground, a woman, with her wide hips and powerful legs could hold the advantage. And she knew just how. Pulling her knee back, she rammed it home with all her strength.

Habib`s face looked as if he had eaten a bumblebee.

"Shit... bitch..." he blurted out.

"Drop the knife!" screamed Jamilla down at him. "Drop the knife or I’ll kick them again, and this time I’ll break them! Drop the knife!"

Habib was not one to make a stand for honor, and right now he was scared as hell and in pain, and he dropped the knife. His hands wanted to cradle his aching gonads, but she held them firmly in place. Picking up the knife, she held it to his throat.

"Now you pay," she said, and lifting her other hand away, she began punching his face. He couldn’t respond because of the knife to his throat. "And let that be a lesson!"

Ball Kicking Wife

By SandMan

My beautiful wife, Jennifer, is a true, admitted ball buster who receives a sexual rush whenever she drops a man. Her biggest passion is kicking men in the balls, but punches and knees are fine entertainment for her as well.

I met Jennifer at school when we were both teenagers. She had learned at an early age how vulnerable men's groins were and with only slight provocation, even just a minor disagreement, would kick a boy in the crotch. I saw her numerous times reduce a poor classmate to a crying, retching, lump of flesh, rolling on the ground holding his balls. She always smiled or laughed at the guy then would walk away. There was no sympathy; you could tell she enjoyed it. Funny thing - seeing her do it turned me on, too.

Needless to say, the guys knew of her reputation and treated her with kid gloves. No guy wanted to mess with her. She then was surprised when I asked her out to a school dance but she accepted.

The dance went well and afterwards, I stopped my car at a secluded park known as a make out spot. She asked me if I was trying to go ‘parking’ with her. I replied that I just wanted to talk and that I would behave. As I said that, I looked first at her then at my crotch and then said that I knew she was all too good at taking care of herself. She liked that.

She began telling me of her latest incident - how this big guy Dave had pissed her off and so she kicked him so hard he ended up in the nurse's office. She got more animated as she described in detail the feeling of her shoe ramming into his balls and watching his face as he sunk to the ground holding his nuts. I asked her more questions about how much she seemed to enjoy it. We both were getting very turned on - she with female superiority and me with male submission. She loved saying the phrase "Kicked him in the balls," and I loved hearing it. Finally, I blurted out that the whole subject of her kicking men in the balls really turned me on.

She sounded almost orgasmic when she said, "God, I'd love to kick someone now."

I couldn't believe I responded with, "Please, Jennifer, I'd like you to kick me in the balls, please!" It didn't take her anytime to agree. We both got out of the car. She had me stand leaning against the car with my legs spread. She was breathing heavy when she stepped up and gave me one solid kick between my legs. I dropped immediately and held onto my balls. I did not cry but groaned loudly. She stood over me, silently. I looked up and saw she had her hand inside her shorts and was playing with herself. I got to my knees and stared at her.

"Let me do that again and I'll let you eat me," she whispered and all I could do was nod. I stayed on my knees and she kicked my balls again - harder than the first time. I crumpled to the ground - the pain was incredible. She gave me little time to recover before she sat on the hood of the car and directed me to make her cum.

As I licked and sucked, she asked a barrage of questions - "Does it really hurt? How bad? Is it the worst pain you've ever felt?" I answered the best I could with my mouth full and also pulled my cock out and began jerking off. After Jennifer came, she seemed fascinated with my activity.

I invited her to assist but she wanted to watch and ask questions. "Did getting kicked turn you on? Could you take it harder? Where are you going to cum? Let me see it when you do." She had me shoot into my other hand. I tried to explain about girls sucking guys' cocks and swallowing their load. To demonstrate to her that it was okay she got me to eat my own cum as she watched fascinated.

Imagine my embarrassment the next Monday when Jennifer's best friend came up to me and said, "I hear you had a good date with Jennifer on Friday. Kicked in the balls twice and ate your own cum. Ha, ha, ha!" It was, for me, the first of many such humiliations at Jennifer's hand.

We began a long relationship and are now married. Jennifer runs the show to say the least. I am constantly on my toes trying to keep her pleased. She is as quick as ever to get her way with a hard, quick kick to the balls. She has dropped me in public, in front of her friends and mine, even playing games with my nuts such as kicking my balls while we're in an elevator just before the doors open. Of course, like the first night, offering my balls for her kicks is a regular prelude to her orgasms.

Sophia’s Ball Boy

By Sam P

My ex girlfriend, Sophia was really into feet. I went to see her one night after work. She asked me if I wanted a drink.

I said, “Sure, juice would be fine.”

What I did not know is she added some date rape drug to my juice. When I awoke I was naked, tied and bound. She was standing over me in a victory stance, one foot on my throat.

She laughed at me and said, “Hey Sam, let’s try some pain with your pleasure,” and she walked around to my legs, raised her foot and stepped hard and forcefully on my balls.

I felt a blinding burning pain and I was nauseous. Sophia just laughed and said, “It gets worse before it gets better.” She took an insole from out of her cross trainer and made me deep throat it and asked if it tasted good. Then she walked back to my legs and stomped me as hard as she could.

I blacked out. From the video tape she shot she stomped four more times, ground her heel and stopped when she finally got bored with my helplessness. Sophia ended her victorious session with me by stomping my groin again and jumping on my face. I can honestly say after she was done that I should have never spurned her and that Candies-type heels, and Doc Martins, when used can inflict a lot of damage.

I was in my house in bed for a week from her onslaught.