A 'SUPER' Story

by Confused Ed

hello all, I thought it's been too long since there's been a new story posted, so I got an idea for a creative one. So here it is, let me know what you think and if you'd like a sequel to it. (Quick warning, this story contains ball busting, and shouldn't be read if you are under the age of... hmmmm... its not really a dirty story, so lets say, shouldn't be read under the age of 17.)

ANNOUNCER: “Its 3:30 eastern standard time… and we all know what comes on then… THAT”S RIGHT… everyone’s favorite super heroine… FLASH GIRL. Yes, friends, Flash Girl. At day, she poses as mild mannered Alice Krumbabble, a quiet Librarian. But when night falls, she dons her latex costume and uses her super ability to move 20 times faster then even the faster mortal to battle crime and the forces of evil! Lets watch to see what exciting adventures occur in this episode.

Scene: Flash Girl is poised on top of a rooftop looking down with binoculars. Flash girl is a knockout 25-year-old, at 5’4, blue eyes, soft red hair down to her shoulders, 125 lbs., with size 36C cups that she you can see the form of clearly in her skintight red and black suit. Her legs are her most impressive features, as they are long, firm, and covered by knee high pointed toe boots.

Flash Girl sighs… there has been NO action tonight at all. She had worked all day as Mrs. Krumbabble, and today was even quiet for a library. Seems that kids don’t like to read anymore, such a shame. She mused how she passed the time by reading about 20 books today with her super speed, making sure no one noticed.

Suddenly… a crash comes from a nearby alley, Flash Girl jerks her head in that direction and takes off to leap to the other rooftop. To a normal human watching her, we would have just seen her standing in one place for one second, then we would have, just for an instant, seen a red blur fly at mind boggling speeds, then we’d see Flash Girl standing more then 100 yards away! Flash Girl looks down that alley that noise came from, poised for action… she hears another crash and a baby’s cry!!! Flash Girl doesn’t waste a second as she almost literally flies down a 20-story fire escape in literally only a few seconds. She comes to a screeching halt… and her heart jumps up in her throat as she sees a dog chewing on a dead baby!!!

She started to sprint forward to tackle the greyhound in one blink of an eye, but in another blink she stopped dead in her tracks… she looked at the dog… and saw it wasn’t a dead baby… it was a Betty Boopsie doll! “I had one of these growing up,” Flash Girl thought, “But the company that made them went out of business years ago.” She laughed for a moment… the dog ignoring all of this still chewing away on its prize. Flash Girl let out a sigh of relief and leaned against a nearby wall. “I’ve GOT to calm down.,” she thought. “How much easier my life would be if I didn’t have these powers.” She grinned back to that day that she got this ability to move at break-neck speeds.

FLASHBACK: Flash Girl, 3 years ago, in one of New York University’s many science labs. She had gone in to help her boyfriend Rick, with the last bit of their science project, a serum that, when poured on a plant, would make it grow much faster then normal. So far, their research hadn’t been conclusive, but after some tests last week, they added another ingredient to the serum which, they believed, would make it work. Flash Girl, Ms. Alice Krumbabble then, entered into that lab on that fateful day, and saw her boyfriend of 2 years frenching Lizzy Neroking!!! Alice stared at them for a moment… and then flipped out…

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING???” Alice screamed with tears in her eyes. Rick almost crapped his pants when he saw his girlfriend standing there. Rick, thinking he was a smooth operator, walked up to Alice winking opening his arms for a hug.

“Hey baby, this isn’t what it looks like… I was…”

Whatever Rick was going to say was lost, as Alice reared back and kicked forward, driving her platform sandals HARD into Rick’s balls. Rick felt the kick, but for a moment there was only shock… then the pain set in… and BOY did it set in. Rick crumpled to the floor crying and clutching his jewels. Alice wasn’t satisfied and pulled his hands off his nuts, an easy task since she had just kicked all the energy out of his body. She grabbed hold of her ex-boyfriends balls and started to squeeze and tug, and yank, all to the incredible pain and horror of Rick, who could only scream high pitched in agony. This went on for what seemed to Rick for hours, but to Alice, it was only a 20 seconds. As she was about to deliver a final squeeze, one that would destroy his manhood forever… she felt a sharp pain in the back of her neck, and now she was on her back, bleeding… and wet.. She looked up, her vision blurry, and she saw Liz, terrified … and Alice realized… Alice has just broken the vial with their growth serum over her head…. She was now being covered with chemicals… Alice passed out… When she woke up, Rick and Liz weren’t there, and she never did see them again. But the serum has changed her… she could now move faster then the human eye! Her first idea was to go around and kick every guy in the nuts on the campus… she could DO it now, she had the speed, they’d never see it coming… But… she didn’t like that idea… most of the boys here don’t deserve that… but… she now had SUPER POWERS!!! She could become a super hero! Fight for truth and justice! And on that day… Alice, became Flash Girl!

FLASHBACK ENDS. Flash Girl was brought back from her thinking when she looked down and saw that the greyhound was still chewing on the doll… but he had ripped it open… and something had caught her eye. She walked over to the dog, which ran off in fear, leaving the doll behind. Flash Girl picked up the dirty old doll and looked at it… it was filled with MONEY!!! It was stuffed with 20 hundred-dollar bills… but on closer inspection… all these bills had the same number on them! These were COUNTERFIT!!! Flash Girl thought it would be best if she sprinted over to the Daily Dolly Company, where this Betty Boopsie doll was made.

The company was miles away, but it only took Flash Girl a couple of minutes to travel that distant. She slowed down to a silent walk when the company got within sight. The Business was on a desolate street, nothing but abandoned buildings here, so no one noticed that there’s an awful lot of activity going on in a business that’s meant to be closed. She used her super speed to move unnoticed to one of the windows. She looked in and saw 4-armed thugs all stuffing Baby Boopsie dolls with the phony money. She knew now was the time to strike. In a blur she sprinted back, then drove forward going through the glass window, rolling to break the fall then stopped on her feet about 2 yards from the 4 bad guys.

“Hello guys, you’re a bit old to be playing with dolls, aren’t you?”

One of the thugs stammered and said, “It’s… it’s… it’s F-F-Flash Girl!!!” He clumsily tried to draw his gun.

“Awww, you’ve heard of me…” Flash Girl sprinted forward and unleashed a fierce kick right to the gonads of the thug. She kicked him with such speed she was able to drop her foot and kick again, and again and again. She saw him move in slow motion, bringing his hands down to cover his jewels, but Flash Girl was so fast she was able to get in 11 kicks before he could cover himself. All the other 3 guys saw was a blur that was Flash Girl’s boot for about 4 seconds, then they saw the thug crumple to the ground crying his eyes out…

“Oooo,” Flash Girl said, leaning down and looking into the fallen man’s teary eyes. “That looks like it HURTS! You MIGHT want to ice them down later.”

The other 3 thugs pulled out guns and started to fire, Flash Girl sprinted off to her left, the bullets not even coming close, before the 3 guys could track her, Flash Girl sprinted back and in a blur she had removed the guns from the 3 thugs hands.

“Listen… if you're still playing with dolls then you're DEFINATELY not old enough to be playing with guns,” Flash Girl said showing that she had their weapons. She tossed them aside and smirked at them, “Now why don’t you just give up and surrender peacefully, you don’t want to end up like him, do ya?” She points to the floored thug oblivious to everything but the pain in his balls.

“Argh,” The smallest of the 3 thugs screamed in disgust and a thick Spanish accent, “You ain’t not threat to me, mamasita. Heee-ya!” The littlest of the thug ran forward and performed a perfect roundhouse kick… but Flash girl easily ducked under it. The little man then drove his fist to where he though her face was, a kick to where he thought her side was, and then a double-foot drop kick. Of course, Flash Girl in a blur dodged each of those attacks, and the final drop kick ended the little thug on his back.

“Do you give up yet?” Flash Girl asked coyly. The little man flipped out, jumped up, ran forward, and in a blur screamed bloody murder. The other 2 thugs couldn’t understand why till they realized that in super speed, Flash Girl had grabbed the little thug by his jewels and she was rapidly squeezing, releasing, squeezing, releasing. The little thug doubled over coughing, moaning and crying as Flash Girl leaned down keeping a tight squeeze on the thug’s “prizes” and said, “Are we done fighting?”

She gave his balls a SHARP squeeze upward, and the little man screaming in agony managed to spit out, “Si’ Si’ SI SI SI!!!”

“Good!” Flash Girl smiled and tugged down the little thug’s balls bringing him to his knees and she let go… Just like the first thug, he too laid their bawling over his bruised jewels.

The other 2 thugs looked at her. She put her hands on her hip, “NOW will you give up? Or do you want to risk never having another ejaculation?” The biggest of the thugs had enough, he picked up a fallen piece of lumber and wheeled it like a bat. He ran forward swinging at Flash Girls head. She dodged so quickly she was now behind him. The big thug, bewildered turned around and saw Flash Girl, who then winked at him.

“Strike one…”

“GRRRRR!” The large man growled and swung again, to the same effect, Flash Girl Behind him again.

“Strike two, aren’t you seeing a pattern?”

The massive thug swung the lumber again, Flash Girl again sprinted behind him, but this time reached between his legs, grabbed the wood by the far end, and brought it behind her so the wood shot up and slammed the man in his nuts. The man screamed in pain but didn’t fall.

He limped around to face Flash Girl who said, “A shot like that to your little jewelsies and you're not down… tough man, huh?” The thug swung a fist at Flash Girl, who ducked under it, pulled down the man’s pants and started to use his nutsack as a punching back. She delivered a good solid 12 super-fast punches before the man even realized what was going on.

Flash Girl stopped, looked at the sheer agony in the man’s face, held him by his cheek for a second and whispered, “I’d say your balls just struck out.” The man collapsed clutching his swollen bruised jewels, trying not to vomit.

Flash Girl said, “You know, you three will make great editions to Sing Sing’s opera club, they’ve been looking for sopranos, you know.” She cast a glance at the fourth thug who held his a knife in his hands, but looking scared.

“Do you want to join them in the “balls in their throat” club?” Flash Girl asked. The man looked at his fallen comrades, and quickly threw his knife to the ground and put his hands over his head.

“You know, you should never lift your hands to a girl... it leaves your jewels exposed,” Flash girl mused to the thug as she gave him a light back hand, not enough to hurt him a lot, but enough to make him double over and remove any thoughts of fighting. Using her super speed, she took a piece of rope that on a scaffolding and she tied up the 4 thugs in less then a minute. She had some compassion though; she tied them so they could still hold their jewels.

“See,” She said smirking, “I’m not ALL bad.”

Suddenly, the door opened, revealing a large muscular man in a black leather trenchcoat. To see him, you’d immediately notice something about him. He had a metallic claw instead of a right hand, which was how he got his underworld nickname.

“STEEL CLAW!” Flash Girl almost growled when she saw him.

“FLASH GIRL!” Steel Claw growled back, “How did you find out about this place?”

“A little doggie told me” She smirked. She raced into the man punching into his chest, but because of his claw was robotic, it possessed faster then normal speed too, it grabbed Flash Girl around the throat and lifter her off her feet.

Steel Claw laughed maniacally, “You underestimated me Flash Girl… and for that you will suffer.” Flash Girl tried not to panic as she held onto Steel Claw’s arm so wouldn’t choke to death. She accurately aimed a perfect kick right to the man’s genitals… SMACK!!! And… nothing… except a sharp pain in her left foot. It felt like she had just kicked a brick wall!

Steel Claw laughed, “You think I’ve learned NOTHING from our encounters? I have on a platinum cup. Not even your super speed kicks would penetrate it!” The man choked a bit harder, laughing maniacally. Flash Girl took this opportunity to bring her two legs together quickly and hard under the man’s armpits smashing his ribs… the shock of this caused Steel Claw to release his metallic grip on our heroine. Flash Girl rolled back, and smiled a wicked grin... this could work….

She sped forward running circles around the man. All Steel Claw could see was a red blur striking at him with what felt like was pokes. With a mighty shot Steel Claw slammed his metallic hand into Flash Girl’s ribs driving her back. Pain engulfed her side, but she smiled because her plan worked.

“NOW I WILL DESTROY YOU, ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!” Steel Claw exclaimed.

Flash Girl smiled and said, “I don’t think so… are you missing something?”

Steel Claw looked confused then was horrified when Flash Girl tossed something to him. He caught it, still horrified, cause he immediately recognized it has his platinum cup!!! She must have used her super speed to pull it out of his pants!!! In less then a blink of an eye, Flash Girl ran 10 yards and slung her foot up like a soccer player running for a penalty kick. Steel Claw knew where her foot was going, but was much too slow to stop it. Flash Girl saw all this in slow motion, he boot clad foot driving up and driving deep between her enemy’s legs, she could have sworn the tip of her boot disappeared as she drove it into the balls of Steel Claw. She could feel his two jewels squish under her boot, his balls nearly crushing between her foot and his pelvic. She moved her foot back and watched the large man clutch his balls and fall to his knees whimpering like a baby, he fell to his side, gasping for air, tears rolling down his eyes, as he grasped his balls with both hands.

“I’d be careful with that steel claw of yours, buddy, wouldn’t want to cut them off, would ya?” Flash Girl said smiling. She looked around for a phone and called Commissioner Gordy telling him that she had Steel Claw and his thugs all tied up, Commissioner Gordy told her that they’d been looking for the group that was spending that phony dough around, and how they were getting it around. Who would have suspected it was being shipped in dolls? Flash Girl looked at Steel Claw, realizing that if she just tied him up, he could cut the rope with that claw of his; she needed a better way to keep him indisposed, and she thought she knew the way.

“Believe me Steel Claw, this is going to hurt you WAY more than it hurts me!” she giggled as she picked up some rope…

When the cops arrived, they were shocked to see all the thugs tied up, and Steel Claw hanging upside down, by his BALLS!!! Dangling from a rope, in more agony then you could imagine, Steel Claw was blubbering to the cops how he was in charge of this operation, and how he should be put in jail with a large bucket of ice. Attached to his jacket was a Red Card that had the letters, “FG” on it, Flash Girl’s calling card.

In an Irish accent, the one cop said, “Ah, thanks begora, she saved our fair city again, we are truly in her debt.”

ANNOUNCER: Yes Officer Jim, We are ALL in her debt, a debt we can never fully pay off. So if any of you villains out their plan to make trouble in Flash Girl’s town, you’d better pick up some ice packs while you are out, for Flash Girl will hunt you down, and when she does, it will not be a day to rejoice that you’re a man, for you will be a man with a bruised ego, and worse yet, bruised eggs! So tune in next time, same kicking time, same kicking station.

*Credits Roll in front of a picture of Flash Girl with her knee driving into a man’s nuts.

STORY WRITTEN BY: Confused Ed

Flash Girl created BY: Confused Ed

Story dedicated to: The good guys and gals of Yoda’s ball busting forum.

Musical Score: What music?

Copyright date: 5/26/2000