Sunday, November 25, 2007

When I Was Young

By unknown

With all the games I've played with girls as a kid, and how easy it was to get them to lift their skirts or touch you, I wonder how things have gone so wrong. My only encounters with girls during sexual maturity involved (believe it or not) getting my balls hammered. It started when I was 14...

All the boys in my class would tease girls, sometimes (and frequently) grabbing their breasts. This seemed crass and I never joined in. But once my friend was teasing this one girl and one poignant sexual remark about females turned her anger to me. I had gathered, from hearing her talk with friends, that she wanted to kick a guy in the balls, just to see if she could do it. Well she did. She drove her clogged foot straight up into my balls, crushing them between my body and her foot. It was the perfect kick, and I heard a snapping sound. I wasn't floored. I just walked into the bathroom for a rest, trying to walk normal while all the girls laughed. I don't know why, but I ENJOYED it. Later that day I pretended to accidentally touch her rear. I was scared so it barely touched her. But it did get me another kick in the balls, which is what I wanted!

For the girls (and I guess guys too) if you want to hear another description of what it's like, this what it felt like when that girl kicked me: it was a sharp pain initially. My nuts felt like they were trying to squeeze through a small hole. These are ORGANS and it HURTS! They move around the whole time, all by themselves. But the killer is the duller pain that is felt in the testes and intestines as well. Having a stomach ache from the flu is nothing like the dull pain of a landed groin strike.

Her friend got into the act a few weeks later. I had my legs spread really wide while playing a sport. I was leaning forward and I never expected it. She walked up behind me and BANG my balls were mashed with a hard kick. This is a lesson I think all guys learn the hard way: NEVER SPREAD YOUR LEGS, for any reason, ever, unless you want your balls smashed.

Luckily, I could walk away from both kicks. My luck ran out when I was 15. My sister’s friend decided hitting guys in the balls was funny. Well she was laughing hard after a day at our house! At first, she kicked me in the balls quite by accident. A few months later, I goaded her into a slap, and then a punch, and then a hammer strike. Whenever I could, I tried to get alone with her. She kicked me three times in the balls, and I tried to teach her how to hold a pair of balls tight but I think she was too scared to touch me "down there" for too long. When daddy came to pick her up, she gave me a "good-bye kick"!

That was eight years ago. Now, I'm not sure I really want to get my balls mashed by women. I am definitely not as fervent after actually going through the experience. The reason I wrote this is to share my real life experiences, hopefully to get some sort of response from girls, or guys who might have a better control over their sex-drives than most men and can actually help me out because this "fetish" has got me really confused.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

get a life. . . . sucker.......

Anonymous said...

get a life . . . . sucker . . . .

Anonymous said...

Great story

Anonymous said...

That's really sad... Get a hobby my dude